Needs more to do

Dear Moo,

All of my life, I've wanted an answer to one question, and due to your unrivaled brilliance, I feel you may hold the answer. This all consuming query is the age old "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Sincerely,

Hoping you have life's important answers

Dear Hoping;

The answer to this one is deeper than you could ever comprehend.
I could delve into the tangibles of this, the layers of complexity involving variables such as the thickness of the enamel on the woodchuck's teeth, the caloric intake on the day of the chucking, the age and relative health of woodchuck.
But that's not really the issue here is it?
Let's be honest, if you've been wondering this "all your life" then there is something deeply troubling going on.
First off, I can see why you play a hunter. The 2 button rotation required for awesome dps allows your mind to wander to such places.
Secondly, go read a book or something, because you know...there are better things to wonder about...like what does Angelina Jolie look like naked? Well you can go watch Gia to figure that out.
So how about this...what does Teryl Rothiery (the doctor on Stargate SG1 for the first 7 seasons) look like naked...yes, that's it.....
oh, sorry I zoned there for a second.
But to answer your question (yes, I have the answer) to use the metric system, the answer is 42.

Regards,
Moo